postwhitesociety:

euro-trotter:

you can actually pinpoint the moment when he realizes he’s made a huge mistake

lmao yes sis

(Source: vh1)

"I love you, but I’m mad at you is one of the most freeing, important things you can say in a stable relationship. Does that make sense? To know that you have the ability and the right to be mad at someone and know that it doesn’t mean things are over, that it doesn’t mean things are irreparable. That it just means I’m mad, but God, I love you. I love you. Now leave me alone."

stuartsometimes:

*rolls over in bed and whispers in your ear* do u think the purge anarchy was a successful social commentary or a dangerous implantation of ideas in americas elite

(Source: stuartstormborn)

palomita17:

file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

THIS IS PERFECT

(Source: nevillles)

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

"The best project you’ll ever work on is you."

Sonny Franco  (via perfect)

(Source: psych-facts)

50shadesoflucas:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

look when a guy asks you out the polite thing to do is say yes

when someone says no the polite thing to do is accept it.
fucking stupid boy. 

vogue-hearts:

never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing."

Benjamin Franklin (via kushandwizdom)